Need a new heart?

>> Thursday, December 13, 2007

Holy Crap.

I am flabbergasted. I watched Wired News last night and a scientist took a regular HP printer and instead of ink in the cartridges he put different types of cells (muscle, bone, etc). So guess what he did? He printed a HEART. A two chamber heart that began to beat before it was even done! Layer by layer this printer printed a heart. Wow. He also created a spray on skin for burn victims using their own skin cells, and grew a working bladder in an incubator. But my goodness... he printed an organ!

Just imagine!

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Succubus

>> Tuesday, December 11, 2007

A story of a girl just trying to do her job and get by in a hard, treacherous life. Set in the near future, she works for a man who walks a fine line between obeying the law and bending it to the breaking point. Not one to kill unnecessarily, she finds herself in a tricky situation.



Sharon walked casually down the dim hallway. Around her paint and wallpaper peeled off the wall and was ground into the threadbare carpet. As she rounded a corner she pulled back on one side of her hood, glancing back behind for anyone. Licking her lips she smiled and returned the hood. At the end of the corridor she keyed in a pricey punch code and slipped inside the apartment unnoticed.
The room was completely black, but with a blink and roll of her eyes everything came into psychedelic waves of greens and yellows. Off in the corner was the red mound she was looking for. Silently she slipped over to the bed and mounted it lightly. Once seated atop her target she peered down at him, he was breathing deeply, so deeply in fact that had she not been able to see the heat rising off him she might have mistaken him for dead. She leaned down, letting her weight rest on his hips, and whispered softly in his ear, “Succubus has come to take what is due, jockey.” She brushed her tongue over his ear as he stirred, his form glowing an even brighter red. With a flick of her wrists razors slid out from below her nails and she pressed them against his cheek, her nose hovering only inches above his own. She rolled away her thermo vision and switched on a light above the bed.
Still half asleep he reached up and ran his fingers over her body, pressing up against her through the blankets. With a smile she dug her nails in deeper, drops of blood pooling out of the punctures slowly. Finally his eyes blinked open and flashed a grin up at her, “I been waitin for ya, mona.” Through nibbles against the tender flesh of his neck she muttered, “Then I’m sure you know why I’m here.” He arched his back, grabbing her waist tightly, “Ooh.. you do this for all ya targets?” While trailing thin lines of blood down his face she moved her hand down to his neck. She pressed her palm against the skin, tightening his airway, and scratched idly with her forefinger just below his jaw.
She sat up and reached into her tight jacket and pulled out a small chip. She waved the chip in front of his face and set it on the pillow next to him. “Who said you were a target? You know what I want from you.” She leaned down again and nuzzled her cheekbone against his temple, sending hot air over his skin, “Maybe you’ll cooperate hm?” His eyes rolled and he pushed up against her again, breathing out a “I think so..”
His hand left her waist and he pointed across the room to his console. With her face still inches from him she turned her head and followed his hand with her eyes. She slipped off him and with her hand still clutched around his neck she urged him out of the bed and over to it.
Chip in hand, she sat him down and handed it to him. She reached around from behind him and trailed her nails over his naked torso, leaving red scratches on his pale, pasty skin. He slotted the chip, transferring everything she needed over to her. Her eyes darted across the screen, watching everything that did or did not go onto her chip. Just as he was about to pull the chip out she tapped a razored finger against the screen at a file he’d hoped she wouldn’t see didn’t go on the chip. He chuckled airily and quickly moved it over.
Once the chip was back inside her jacket she spun the around the chair and sat on top of him, facing him with her arms wrapped loosely around his neck. As she scratched her nails against the back of his head gently she asked, “Now you’ll be a good boy?” He nodded stiffly, avoiding pressing against her blades. With a kiss on the forehead she got up and slipped out of the room as silently as she’d entered.


She stretched her arms up over her head, tummy exposed to the bitter cold beneath the hem of her jacket. Smoke curled around her face while she blew out breath to warm her fingertips. All around people scurried into warmer shelters, but Sharon stood in place, feeling the wind whip at her hair, her face only half protected beneath her hood. She tossed her precious chip up into the air, neon lights glinting off it's surface. With a whir a hover-cycle zoomed over head. Leather enclosed around the shiny object and slipped it into a pocket.
"Thus whispers are passed in this chaotic world of ours." She breathed in a long drag of warming smoke. Neon lights and holo-ads assaulted her senses as far as she could see. Huge buildings rising up like giants, the people inside them no less innocent. Just inside a dark alley lay a door that looked much to old for it's surroundings. Inside Sharon found the peace of a dark, smoke filled room. She rolled her eyes and peered into the deepest corners, finding a few human shaped bits of red. The sweet smelling smoke filtered out of their hookahs in a wave of color as it dispersed around the room. She plopped down into a bar stool just as her eyes returned to normal, being met by a huge toothy grin on the other side of the slab of wood.
"'Ello Sharry."
"Boris, how many times I gotta tell you not to call me that?"
Boris opened his meaty hand apologetically while the other reached under the bar and tossed a phone onto the bar. "'E said 'e call ya when 'e get back."
She rolled her eyes dramatically, pocketing the phone. "He don't watch it I'm gonna get antsy, never see 'im any more."
Boris grinned and plugged his ears. Sharon scoffed and waved her hand at him. "Usual then missy?"
She held her chin in her hands on the bar like a school girl, "Yeah.."


Just as she finished her drink and slid a fresh cigarette between her lips the front door of the pup crashed inwards. Before she had a chance to spin around in her seat multiple hands slammed her into the surface of the bar, wrenching her arms behind her.
"Sharon Green, alias Succubus, you are under arrest. To avoid immediate judgment you must comply calmly."
"Oh this if just fantastic." She tried to hold onto her cigarette but it was hastily pulled from her lips. Over her shoulder she saw Boris's large frame staring down the barrel of a gun while trying to stay calm, but she saw the quiver in his fingers.


She sat tapping her fingers against the cold metal of the table, her hands fitted with Kevlar gloves. Her lip had been chewed raw while she glared at the camera watching her. She tried to shake her hair hair out of her face to no avail. They had also taken the precaution to cuff her hands to the table.
"How long you fucks gonna let me sit in here, huh?" She slumped backwards in the chair, her head hanging upside down over it, facing the door. Finally it opened and in walked a very large Judge in full armor. Upside down she thought he looked like an action figure gone wrong. Like the artist had forgotten what human proportions looked like. Sharon's giggle didn't amuse the hero though and he grabbed her hair, yanking her head forward with an audible crack.
She smiled through her hair and finally shook it free, "Thanks, gonna save me money on the doc." As he walked behind Sharon the Judge slammed her head forward into the table. As blood trickled down around her lips she stopped smiling.
"Where is it?"
She leaned forward and wiped her face off on her jacket, "Well seein as I'm here, I'm guessin' whatever 'it' is wasn't in my cube. Maybe you can enlighten me?"
He slammed a fist on the table, his face millimeters from her cheek, his breath flowing over her, "The chip you whore. You killed Eon for his info, now where is it?"
Her eyebrows furrowed and she turned to face him, eyeing his tag she saw his name was Thompson. "Nah, I didn't kill'im."
Thompson reached inside a pocket and laid out photographs of Eon's corpse. The wounds on his cheek and the scratches on his neck and torso she recognized. None of them were deep enough to kill anyone. Most of them were hardly more then red lines. But the wound in his neck was wide enough to stick a hand into. She was sorry to admit she admired the quality of work. "I don't usually gotta kill for what I take."
Thompson flashed his pearly whites and stood up straight again. "No, I've heard of your...method." He ran a gloved hand through her hair and gripped it at the nape of her neck, forcing her to look up at him. "Isn't going to work today, and your boy won't be able to get you out of this one. We got that phone call, explained what it was you took. He's cutting you loose."
Sharon's mouth fell open in amazement. Did he really just cut her out when she'd done this for him? Well if this was the thanks she was going to get it, so be it.

The next morning Sharon ventured by the pub again, slipping inside quietly she went directly to the bar where Boris was standing. One look at her face told Boris to watch his mouth. Her lip was practically one big scab and her nose was crooked. With her arms crossed over her chest and weight all on one foot he towered over her, and yet his hands still shook ever so slightly.
"No uh.. no clone death missy?"
She sucked air in through her teeth, "No, Boris, no clone death."
His nervous laugh was quickly shushed when her mood still did not alter.
"Boris, you said other people were after that info, just which people did you mean?"
His shoulders slumped over and he wiped his forehead off with the back of his hand, "Ah Missy, it wasn't s'posed to turn out this way. You were s'posed to get it where it was needed and the it'd all work itself out."
"Boris. The fuckin Jakes are after that info. I took Eon's copy so that we didn't have to worry 'bout him, scan? Now he's dead. Our jockey is dead. And me? Guess who cut me loose cause I was caught? But I didn't have it anymore. I -did- my -job-, Boris. I did it well and you know it. You call up Davis and tell him I deserve better then this." She reach out suddenly and snatched up Boris's shirt, pulling his huge frame onto the bar top, "You know what I'm capable of Boris, don't make me do it."
As she walked out she yelled over her shoulder, "Three days, Boris."

And for three days she waited and watched. Generally unnoticed by most passer-bys she watched who came and went from the pub. She watched as Davis made his appearances. She watched when he locked eyes with her, he knew. But did he care? A couple times Boris caught sight of her as he hurried in. His hands shook as he locked up for the night.
As the sun dropped on the the third day she emerged from her shadowy territory. She slipped inside the pup and locked the door behind her. It was nearly empty. Silently she hopped up onto the bar and stat cross-legged, watching as Boris crouched underneath, restocking some alcohol. She sat perfectly straight and still, her hands sitting idly in her lap. Her patience began to wain however and she bent over at the waist and let her hair fall into Boris's line of site, her head sideways at an almost unnatural angle. As his eyes skimmed in her direction he jump, hitting his head on the bottom of the bar.
"Evening, Boris."
He emerged rubbing the back of his head and grumbling under his breath. She straightened so her eyes were level with his. By this time the other patrons had noticed the girl sitting on top of the bar, staring down the tender. They tried to avert their eyes and look enthralled in their smoke.
Sharron reached out and scratched a razored nail across the surface of the bar, smiling as Boris winced at the sound. "Missy I don't know what to tell ya. I tried talkin' to 'im be 'e just firm on this one." Sharon stuck out her lip in a tiny pout and caressed the side of Boris's face lovingly, the sharp tips of her nails missing his skin. Without a change in emotions she struck out at Boris, slicing four thin wounds across his cheek. As the blood seeped down onto his shirt she raised up onto her knees and pulled him into her, rubbing the back of his head to comfort him while he tried to ease the bleeding of his face. She kissed the top of his head and whispered, "Tell him I'm coming to see him tomorrow. Tell him that you are mine again."
She jumped off the bar, retracting her razors as she landed. She slid a clean rag down the bar to him which he immediately picked up and pressed against his face. As she unlocked the door and left, Boris watched, the shaking in his hands gone.


Boris banged open the door to Davis's office. The wounds on his cheek were still fresh but had stopped bleeding. He walked casually over to Davis's desk, a stark contrast to his entrance. After seating himself without asking he watched as Davis finished up typing on his terminal and slid it aside.
"It's late Boris."
Boris shrugged, "'Fraid that's not to be avoided. Sharry's comin ta see you tomorrow."
Davis tapped his fingers against the desk and leaned back in his chair, "And?"
"And I ain't stoppin'er. Was pretty fucked up shit you pulled, sir. Cuttin 'er lose when you was the one who told the Jakes Eon had that info they been searchin high and low for."
Davis opened his hands, palms up.
Boris stood his massive frame looming over Davis's desk, planting his hands on it and staring down at him, with a raised voice he declared, "You know damn well she did what you asked. Hell, the chip was outta'er hands fifteen minutes after she left Eon's place! No way she was gonna get caught with it. Jakes weren't in my pub but ten minutes later."
The door to the office eased open and out of the dark hallway Sharon emerged, her eyes glazed over. She closed her eyes and took a deep breath. When she reopened them, her eyes appeared normal once more. She stooped down and picked up a small snake that had slipped under the crack and eased it up onto her shoulder. Her fingers trailed over it's smooth skin, "Thanks for the pet Davy. The range of his video feed is amazing."
Boris had turned towards the door and now stood straight with his arms across his chest facing Davis. Sharon walked around the desk and stat on top of it, swinging her legs on either side of Davis's chair, "So, here's how it is. Your guys out there?" She wiped her hands off and opened them, "No more, it's just you and me. And Boris, who I'm sure you've figured out isn't on your side anymore." She planted her hands on the desk between her legs and leaned forward some, "So, I suggest you listen to me."
Davis watched her cooly and pulled out a cigarette to puff on. "Sharon I created you, you'd do this to me?" She laughed and took the cigarette from Davis's mouth. As smoke trailed out of her mouth she said, "Do what to you? Sell you off to the Jakes? Test your loyalty as you so test mine each and every day?" She laughed again and passed the cigarette back to Davis, "I'm sorry, but no, I'm not dealing with this any more. You created me, now see what you have done." She sat up straight and opened her arms, her head tossed backwards and razors extended beneath her nails. She lifted her head and tilted it to once side, "You see?"
Davis nodded in understanding, "So what is it you want?"
Sharon giggled softly and reached out towards Davis who was just past her reach. He sat forward and allowed her to run her fingers gently over his face. "Davy, you run the show 'round here, no one's challenging that. You're good at it. Just as I am good at my job. I wouldn't enjoy the paperwork side of what you do. So, here's the deal." She raked her fingers through his hair, the blades scratching his scalp just enough to redden it, "You keep doing what it is you do best. But this time, everything goes through me." She slipped off the desk and eased onto Davis's lap, "Like partners."
He gazed down at her with a stern face for a long time, "If I say no?"
Sharon smiled, "If you say no then we play a few games so that you understand my meaning." Her eyes followed her fingers as she brushed some of Davis's hair out of his face, "You know I'm good for you, that we make a great team." Davis closed his eyes, turning his head to plant a kiss in Sharon's palm. She flashed a smile at him and pulled his face in to kiss him softly. "I'm glad you agree."
She raised herself off Davis's lap and moved around to Boris's side of the desk, trailing her hand over his back as she passed him. The snake slithered around her neck and tasted the air around Boris. She watched Davis from behind Boris, only half her face showing to him.
"So what did happen with the Judges, Sharon? You showed back up pretty quick without a CD on your hands."
Sharon moved around Boris and sat in one of the chairs, letting the snake curl around her forearm, "They think I'm retrieving that data for them."
"And when you don't turn up with it?"
With her razor nails now retracted she ran her fingers over the snake as it snoozed with a smile, "Oh, I will turn up with it. Just...altered."

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Two Face

>> Monday, November 26, 2007

I had the most disturbing dream last night. Mike and I arrived at what was supposed to be his/our house. There was a girl there who was his best friend (no jealousy issue) I walked into another room and I can hear her whispering to him that there's no better time then now and to just do it. He walks in and gets down on one knee and proposes! I was so happy and excited, but then I realized it was a dream and calmed down. Then suddenly is flashed back to when we'd just gotten there again, the girl was also there. We were sitting in the living room and instead of proposing the said I was stuck on the friendship level, to which I replied that it was him who wasn't able to move forward with our relationship and stormed off in a huff. From the bedroom I could hear the girl scolding Mike for what he'd said. Right after this the real Mike walked into my bedroom and I woke up. I don't really know what to make of it o.O I would so love to get engaged right now, but I am content with where we are as well. And the girl in my dream, it was like she was me telling Mike what I was thinking in each dream.

What does it mean?

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Break Down

>> Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Since opening the page to start this blog I have calmed down somewhat. I have been going crazy all morning about work and Thanksgiving. Work because I have a -lot- to finish up today so that it's all caught up for the rest of the week that I'm taking off. Also I was going to start my second job today, but she didn't email me until this morning, and I don't have my green shirt with me but I do have bunch of laundry with me. So I wouldn't have time to go home and then go back and Mike's busy all day and can't help. So I said it was impossible for me to start today, but that means I need to get a jump start on my cleaning when I get home this afternoon so that I'm not rushed on Thursday morning.

So I'm stressed about cleaning, the apartment is a mess. Most of the garbage and laundry is picked up or done, but it's just dirty. I need to do dishes, the bathroom, scrub the floors bla bla bla. But it's ok, I'm master of the 10 second tidy, just need to turn it into a 6 hour scrub down.

Now about Thanksgiving, apparently we're just sitting at home doing nothing. -.- So then what am I so stressed about? Hahhahahaha.....ha.. ha... ok.. But I think I'm ok now. I got it figured out with Jerrod what they are bringing and he knows what I'm planning on making. Got an awesome recipe from Soul for some cider and I might have Mike help me pick out some wine if the budget allows it. As for the bird, I'm buying it all ready cooked! ^_^ Boston Market is my friend. I can't deal with roasting a turkey right now. Maybe next year I'll branch into that.

So... I'm definitely an over achiever when it comes to this kind of thing, but I really like to make people feel at home and what better way then a huge feast for thanksgiving!?

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Russians and Middle School Teachers

>> Monday, November 19, 2007

My Saturday night was just a normal night, unless of course you pay close attention. After walking across the Longfellow Bridge (which trust me, is long) and going to the bathroom in the haunted Omni Parker House hotel, we caught the subway out to the middle of nowhere by the beach. While there, we stopped to pick up some liquor and I was eyed by an African Gray Parrot because I was staring too much. Fast forward about twenty minutes and we're drinking Stoli vodka and a Ukrainian honey and pepper vodka with several Russian immigrants while learning what knife, spoon, fork, table, and chair are in Russian. Up on the roof top we are smoking pot with a middle school German teacher, discussing how half a student in his class might use German outside of school.

Later on a rose is growing out of Mike's chest just for me and we are dancing an Irish Jig to Flogging Molly. Over the course of the night I ate several different kinds of fish, pickled, dried, ect. The dried fish was a whole fish, eyes and everything. Russian host rips off the head and skin and then hands me the fish, telling me to make sure I eat the dried caviar portion of it. It was delicious, but the caviar part was like eating a fish flavored gummy bear that stuck all over my teeth. Our cab driver home was a funny man who had to have been a little stoned. We get into the car and Kev "Oh, this is The Who!" Cabbie: "This is not The Who." Next song plays, "This isn't the Who either."

And so I wake up the next day not knowing how I got from the front door to my bed and with a cut on my thumb I have yet to identify the reason for.

Just a normal Saturday night.

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Oh Dear

>> Friday, November 16, 2007

Hello darlings.

We will skip past the 'Oh yay Sox won Sox won' bs and onto the real point of this message.

I've done a bit of soul searching lately. Mostly last night while sitting in a dry tub with all my clothes on, shoes included. We won't discuss how I ended up in a tub with all my clothes on, just know that that's where I ended up. I'm getting a part-time position at a little toy store for the season, yes I realize I'm crazy. But here's the reasoning behind it; I have been out of the world for over a year, even more so since February when I started my current job. I quiet literally have no face to face interaction other then with my friends or neighbors. Not all of this is my doing, but I can't say I've been doing much to reverse the situation.

Money has been tight lately. I have been lost as to how some people have money they can just spend frivolously, when I can not even find money for simple things that would improve my life. They are not needs so I push them aside. This was the first reason for getting a second job for the season, or maybe even permanently if I enjoy it and can swing it. The second reason I have stated above, I need interaction with warm human beings. Not just words on a screen. My mind works well but my body language and mouth have atrophied.

Therefore I am doing this more for my mental health then for the monetary gain. I am worried that I won't spend as much time with Mike, however, this is something I need and we will both gain from it. He told me he felt bad that I felt I needed to get a second job to help out (even though I barely make enough for my own bills let alone our shared ones) but I reassured him as to why I was doing it and he said I could work as many shifts as I wanted to.

So I plan on it. And I'm going to take half of what I make to pay off debt, and the other half to do as I please with it. Which will most definitely be enjoyable. We are also moving at the end of the year which will help slam me back into world of people. New roommates makes for new opportunities and friendships.

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It's cracking

>> Wednesday, October 17, 2007

My heart is slowly cracking, chipping off in pieces. My cereal isn't hitting like he used to and my little rookie isn't either. The terrible two have put up some numbers and sexy legs has hit a few. But without home runs we just aren't doing so well.

I was really looking forward to a Rockies vs Red Sox World Series. When is the next chance that is going to happen? Well, if the Rockies keep up how they are doing maybe it'll come around again.

After I'd decided I wasn't going to stay up all night just to be disappointed I went into the bedroom and Mike was talking to Adam. I haven't talked to him since we moved, and he asked to talk to me :D I was pretty happy about that. You know you are a cool girlfriend when your boy's ex band mate wants to talk to you! He fought off all the groupies for me too. Haha I talked to Peach the other day too, I miss those guys. I miss a lot of people from Colorado. I am going to have to make an effort next time Mike and I are both in Colorado together to go hangout with them all again. Between Mike's family, mine, and friends in both northern CO and Denver... oi... I'm going to have to take 2 weeks! It'll be nice though.

This was a pretty pointless post :P Except to say that I am realizing what it is to be a Red Sox fan and that I love being that awesome girlfriend.

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What about me?

>> Thursday, October 11, 2007

*Exhibit removed because it was being a brat. Please enjoy the rest of the park. Thank you*

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Lost Memories

>> Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Honestly I forgot I had this already :\

I found out yesterday a girl I went to high school with was murdered. Murdered. How does that happen? She was in the grade below me and I had choir with her, but everyone knew her anyways. But not because she was super popular or pretty, but because she was so strong. She had been diagnosed with Leukemia in middle school. Through most of high school she was was battling for her life. She went through surgeries, chemo, all kinds of things. And through it all she was a happy person! She's one of those girls you just absolutely fall in love with. Apparently she married into an abusive relationship, but got out (another strong strong thing to do!) but unfortunately he was jealous when she started to see someone else... and shot them both.

Everyone who knew her is just in shock. How does this sort of thing happen to such a wonderful person? How can one man decide that he is going to rid the world of such a great woman?! HOW DARE HE. How dare someone change the world in that way. How dare someone decide that they are powerful enough and important enough to take someone else's life.

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Physical Thinking

>> Wednesday, September 5, 2007

There are more ways to be spoiled then through money. I've never been broken. I've never had to survive after something ended without my planning it. I've always had something to fall back on. The only thing I've ever done all by myself was my Vet Tech school. Interestingly enough I put my whole heart into it.

I need that again. I need to cut the apron strings (Sorry Mike you now have an apron) and toughen up. I don't know right now if I could rely on myself to get through things. I need to explore myself. Scary as that sounds, I'm completely comfortable with it. The idea came up that maybe I need to live by myself for a little while. I've always been terrified of that. Completely terrified. But right now.. that actually sounds ok. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I need something like that. If I can afford it, maybe I should once the lease is up.

A lot of thought needs to go into a decision like this, but I feel like if it's possible, I should. I need to test my own strength and find out my capabilities.

I need to be broken.

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But What about the Snail?

>> Thursday, August 30, 2007

"Malnutrition is a general term for the medical condition caused by an improper or insufficient diet. It most often refers to under nutrition resulting from inadequate consumption, poor absorption, or excessive loss of nutrients"

Nothing ever talks about those college age people who simple eat poorly. Over the past week I've experienced irritability, fatigue, general bitchiness, and I still haven't gotten over this damn cold. Today Mike quizzes me on what I ate today like I was an anorexic to which I answered; powdered doughnuts (ran out of cereal shush), and pizza. What did I eat yesterday? An apple, some chick peas and fruit loops. No I'm not anorexic. I simply ran out of food in my refrigerator and have yet to get more. He diagnosed me as being malnourished because of my poor eating over the last week. I need to get back to my Kashi and naked juice!

I hereby make this pledge as of tomorrow to take better care of my body and reverse my poor health.

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And then there were 5

>> Tuesday, August 28, 2007

I thought up something that I was going to research and learn about today, then tell all you wonderful kiddos about it. But unfortunately that thought flew the coup and we've yet to track it down. When we locate and retrieve this escape artist we will report back. So please watch this soap opera instead:

As of right now I have 4 roommates. I'm torn between my territorial side and my social side. I really do like having people around me, even though I'm sort of a loner.. if that makes any sense.
But on the other hand I like things the way I like them and with roommates it doesn't always stay that way :P It's a temporary situation, won't be a problem at all, but does make things a little cramped. It's like having a party and not enough seating. Plus I have to be a little more cautious of what I throw on after being in the throws of passion! Oh and don't tell my landlord! He already tried to raise the rent on the neighbors when they had a guest for a few days.

On a side note, I'm going to pass out here in my office. Paint fumes are filtering up these old walls through four floors. Not really supposed to open my window because "I bird could fly in and infect everyone with bird flu." Seriously? Yes, I'm serious. Crappy, worthless Veterinarian. This is why I need to become one. Are those tumors on his chest? "No, he's just fat." 0.0 Oh and the classic, "Just soak it, it'll get better." Honestly.

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Blog eh?

>> Monday, August 27, 2007

Apparently I have a blog, who knew. So I guess I'll use it and let my thoughts run rampant! Maybe instead of a zoo I should've called it a wildlife habitat..since they'll all be free to do as they please.

That said, any thoughts that might offend or upset, I do not take responsibility. Upon entering you have given up your rights and will not be pampered. This is a wild life exploration of Jaqi Zoo. Please keep arms, legs, and head inside the vehicle at all time. Otherwise you will be bit. And we do not have medical staff on hand to stop the bleeding or reattach anything.

Have a wonderful trip!

Oh, and also it is advised you remove any shiny objects as the thoughts tend to be attracted to them. They will be stolen and you may possibly be maimed in the process.

That is all.

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