But What about the Snail?

"Malnutrition is a general term for the medical condition caused by an improper or insufficient diet. It most often refers to under nutrition resulting from inadequate consumption, poor absorption, or excessive loss of nutrients"

Nothing ever talks about those college age people who simple eat poorly. Over the past week I've experienced irritability, fatigue, general bitchiness, and I still haven't gotten over this damn cold. Today Mike quizzes me on what I ate today like I was an anorexic to which I answered; powdered doughnuts (ran out of cereal shush), and pizza. What did I eat yesterday? An apple, some chick peas and fruit loops. No I'm not anorexic. I simply ran out of food in my refrigerator and have yet to get more. He diagnosed me as being malnourished because of my poor eating over the last week. I need to get back to my Kashi and naked juice!

I hereby make this pledge as of tomorrow to take better care of my body and reverse my poor health.

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And then there were 5

I thought up something that I was going to research and learn about today, then tell all you wonderful kiddos about it. But unfortunately that thought flew the coup and we've yet to track it down. When we locate and retrieve this escape artist we will report back. So please watch this soap opera instead:

As of right now I have 4 roommates. I'm torn between my territorial side and my social side. I really do like having people around me, even though I'm sort of a loner.. if that makes any sense.
But on the other hand I like things the way I like them and with roommates it doesn't always stay that way :P It's a temporary situation, won't be a problem at all, but does make things a little cramped. It's like having a party and not enough seating. Plus I have to be a little more cautious of what I throw on after being in the throws of passion! Oh and don't tell my landlord! He already tried to raise the rent on the neighbors when they had a guest for a few days.

On a side note, I'm going to pass out here in my office. Paint fumes are filtering up these old walls through four floors. Not really supposed to open my window because "I bird could fly in and infect everyone with bird flu." Seriously? Yes, I'm serious. Crappy, worthless Veterinarian. This is why I need to become one. Are those tumors on his chest? "No, he's just fat." 0.0 Oh and the classic, "Just soak it, it'll get better." Honestly.

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Blog eh?

Apparently I have a blog, who knew. So I guess I'll use it and let my thoughts run rampant! Maybe instead of a zoo I should've called it a wildlife habitat..since they'll all be free to do as they please.

That said, any thoughts that might offend or upset, I do not take responsibility. Upon entering you have given up your rights and will not be pampered. This is a wild life exploration of Jaqi Zoo. Please keep arms, legs, and head inside the vehicle at all time. Otherwise you will be bit. And we do not have medical staff on hand to stop the bleeding or reattach anything.

Have a wonderful trip!

Oh, and also it is advised you remove any shiny objects as the thoughts tend to be attracted to them. They will be stolen and you may possibly be maimed in the process.

That is all.

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